Assodent

1. The correct spelling of ass dent, an assodent is when--accidentally or not--several events lead up to a dent the shape of one's ass in the trunk of a car.
2. A dent shaped like an ass on a car's trunk.

His father told him not to sit on the dent-o-mobile because it would leave an assodent.

by www.theroachyjay.tk July 13, 2006

Ashident

When you are smoking a great cigar with a long ash and it falls unexpectedly, making a mess on your clothes, car seat, chair or computer keyboard.

I was at a killer herf last week and had a 3" ash on my stogie until someone bumped my arm and caused an ashident all over my shirt. D'OH!

by TheTimD August 11, 2009

assidental

an unwanted pregnancy resulting from anal intercourse

I swear I only put it in her ass but now she has an assidental pregnancy.

by jrbump August 31, 2009

Assidient

Assidient (ass-i-dient)

The word "accident" spelt by a 5 year old, or by a 15 year old that cant spell (mentally challenged). So obviously the person who spells the words accident as assidient is an assidient, correction accident.

The tradic fruit assidient, by gorg

by Greatadrian April 4, 2011

assdent

The giant indent left in the couch by one's posterior after an extended period of sitting. Often seen in conjunction with couch potato-itis.

The assdent your mom left behind after last night's episode of Desperate Housewives was so deep that we lost the remote, a half-eaten turkey burger, and someone's cat.

by samh5f April 29, 2010

assidently

To accidently dial a number from your cell phone

when its in your pocket .

I must of assidently called you again.

by adamthecat August 6, 2011

Askident

1) Greatly increasing the odds or an accident occuring by engaging in risky behavior.
2) When someone asks a question that is inappropriate or not welcome as part of the conversation.

1) Knife juggling is an askident waiting to happen. 2) Asking "When's that baby due?" to an unpregnant woman is an askident.

by Dr. Poupensberg B. Funswell June 9, 2015