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assid waste

A side effect of certain diet pills that cause anal leakage.
She was thrilled with her weight loss, but didn't enjoy the resulting assid waste.
by Russ W. August 23, 2007
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assident

Distracted driving from gawking at women in tight shorts or short skirts when the weather turns warm.
I just smacked up my car in another assident while driving through downtown.
by Joey Knuckles July 26, 2017
mugGet the assidentmug.

Assid Burn

The extreme burning pain in the ass caused by:

a) undigested ass-raping habanero pepper chemicals

passing the sphincter.

b) unlubricated ass-scraping friction of a cock in the butt.

c) excessive ass-wiping while cleaning up a stubborn

morning-after spicy dinner shit.
"I am getting too old for hot salsa... gives me assid burn by

morning!"

"Spit on it, dickhead... you're giving me a fucking assid

burn!!"

"Bloody hell! I've given myself assid burn wiping up the damn

jalapeno bean dip that came down the pipe, this morning!"
by dbodude April 2, 2013
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ASSIDENT

Having a wet fart, not making it to the bathroom in time, pooping your pants.
Yo dude whats that smell? Sorry bro I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could but had an ASSIDENT before I could sit down.
by jshiestydiety November 12, 2017
mugGet the ASSIDENTmug.

Assidicity

The weight, volume, and thickness of a woman’s rear end, a.k.a. “Booty meats”
Rhonda’s thang be thangin’; assidicity on 10!
by Willie Earl January 29, 2022
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assident

Tucker and Luka had an assident
by DexhatesRina May 24, 2011
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Assident

An accidental mishap performed by an asshole.
I wrecked the truck when i was handing the crack pipe to the stripper i gave my paycheck to cuz i was drunk. I'm sorry, it was an assident.
by Grrrlilla February 17, 2021
mugGet the Assidentmug.

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