I have an assignment due

Stop procrastinating, unlike me. I should probably do work but actually, it's due in 3 days. I have to rewrite my introduction and first body paragraph because I don't like them. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I am bored. I don't know what to write. Well, I know what to write for this definition, but not my essay.

I have an assignment due.
Good for you so do I.
Go do your work now.

I should also probably do that.

by udontknowmeidontknowu December 10, 2020

She understood the assignment

When the implied task of let's have sex is understood

When we went to the hotel she understood the assignment.

by Last_OnE_oUT November 14, 2021

Subjective Assignment Theory

The theory that states that any subjective assignment (such as a book review) can be done without knowing what you are talking about (like writing a book review without reading the book).

Person 1: "Did you read the book and write the review?"

Person 2: "Nah. I'm not going to read the book; I'm just going to use Subjective Assignment Theory."

by bodfibodgjioqja November 18, 2011

Beautiful Assignment

something so bad that when you hear it you want to fucking die

dude, we have a beautiful assignment. Ok ima kill my self

by NO NO NO NO December 2, 2019

ananal assignment

Assignment of an analysis of anal.

Sean has ananal assignment

by dontpushme17 October 7, 2021

Mystery Assignment

When your teacher assigns an assignment on google classroom without a due date, so it doesn't appear on the homepage

Teacher: Did everyone do the assignment I posted yesterday?
Kid: What assignment?
Teacher: Click on our google classroom page
Kid: Oh, you assigned a Mystery Assignment!

by hi1923 October 17, 2022

oral assignment

A blowjob dat a "dirty old man" highschool-teacher or college-professor requests from one or more hot-chick students in his class in exchange for a passing grade in public-speaking.

Da term "oral assignment" could also refer to a schoolwork-related directive whereby either (1) a teacher of either gender catches a pair of students in his/her class performing fellatio on each other, and so said educator makes one or both of said "busted" academic lovers perform an extra/unscheduled public-speaking session as a bribe for da teacher's "keeping mum" regarding said scandalous incident, or (2) a female teacher lets a male student's face venture under her skirt and/or blows him, but also makes him "earn" said delightful privileges and/or her silence regarding them by having to perform one or more public-speaking presentations.

by QuacksO October 20, 2023