assid waste

A side effect of certain diet pills that cause anal leakage.

She was thrilled with her weight loss, but didn't enjoy the resulting assid waste.

by Russ W. August 23, 2007

Assident

When you accidentally touch someone's butt and make things awkward.

Random person: Did you just touch my ass?!
Ass toucher: sorry it was an assident!

by Litty titty99 October 25, 2017

Naked Assiditis

When I cat licks their furry sweatpants off their rear end.

My cat suffers from naked assiditis.

by Nakeditis August 27, 2023

assident

Accidental buttsex

Tucker and Luka had an assident

by DexhatesRina May 24, 2011

Assident

An accidental mishap performed by an asshole.

I wrecked the truck when i was handing the crack pipe to the stripper i gave my paycheck to cuz i was drunk. I'm sorry, it was an assident.

by Grrrlilla February 17, 2021

Assid

A stupid combination of the word “associate” and acronym “ID” to designate an employee’s ID in a database table. It’s not even a primary key cause the company sucked so much at database design.

Old employee of crap company: “hey John what’s your assid?”

New employee of crap company: “???”

Old employee: “Your ASS ID”

New employee: “My booty belongs to me! You can’t have it! I quit!”

by anonymous June 20, 2022

ASSIDENT

Having a wet fart, not making it to the bathroom in time, pooping your pants.

Yo dude whats that smell? Sorry bro I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could but had an ASSIDENT before I could sit down.

by jshiestydiety November 12, 2017