Assholier-than-thou

When an asshole takes up a holier-than-thou position in a given situation simply because they feel it would be a good "asshole-move" to make.

Him: "When they get here, we should speak only in Italian because they missed all the Italian lesson meetings."

Me: "Wow...that's pretty assholier-than-thou."

Him: "I know...I'm an asshole, remember?"

by Sean "Chicanery" Connery December 13, 2008

Asshoke

A combination of the words ass and choke. This is a term to describe a situation where someone who is so stupid, you want to choke them by their asshole.

Lou: that guy Chris is an idiot.
Buzz: Totally. If he were here, I'd asshoke him.

by RiddyTX June 10, 2015

Assholiery

Behaviour or actions befitting an asshole. The act of being an asshole. Offensive, irritating and generally anally retentive conduct that might earn a slap from bystanders.

You sir, are a purveyor of much assholiery, and are banished henceforth from this place!

or

"You're banned for assholiery fool!"

by Refugee.ZA March 29, 2007

Annual Assholder

A term to describe people who have the Disneyland Annual Signature Plus Pass and are entitled to do whatever they want because they paid over 1k for an amusement park for kids. The easiest way to spot one Annual Assholder as they are wearing their AP merch they get from lands, having a michelada, and a churro in their hand. Also, don't forget to mention their snotty attitude

Don't forget to mention they have this sticker on the back of their car having "A ºoº P" Sticker on the back of the car.

"I can do whatever I want, because I am an Annual PassholderSignature Plus, Bitch!"
"Correction, you're an Annual Assholder. Move along"

by DeputyVanHalen June 17, 2019

assholer

The one that influence others to become an asshole.

watta assholer

by assholer March 12, 2010

Asshoole

A snarky and clever young woman with wit and good looks.

The asshoole of the class broke the stereotypes of pretties blond girls everywhere, as she had the highest marks and best thought process in the class.

by forkychips December 17, 2010

asshoover

1. (v.) To suck on another person's anus. 2. (n.) A person who performs this act.

1. Honey, could you asshoover me please?
2. I heard Bill is an asshoover.

by Dracos March 22, 2003