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Aspie

This term is an affectionate nickname for those with Asperger's syndrome. It was the idea of parents/relatives of aspies.

Aspies are healthy mentally, their brain's just wired a different way.
I am an Aspie. That is, a person with asperger's syndrome. Some of the definitions on asperger's on here are questionable at best, at worst, so ignorant as to be offensive.

Someone who claims to be an aspie ((the one that mentions a pill about the size of a tic-tac)) would be more believable had they omitted the clause of it being made up.
by Walking Talking Dictionary September 11, 2006
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Aspirin

A popular term for Acetylsalicylic Acid. In Canada and Germany, among other countries, Aspirin is a patented trademark of the local Bayer subsidiaries. Therefore, any non-Bayer products are labelled as ASA (Canadian English), AAS (Canadian French), and ASS (German). I am not making the last one up!
by DFJD May 17, 2006
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aspirin

A bullet to the brain or blow to the head. Usually to someone who's annoying. Lead medicine.

Not necessarily to kill someone but essentially doing something to either shut them up or get them to leave.
"Hey Lou, whatever happened to that loud mouth you kept out back?"
"Gave him an aspirin."
by Nova0 June 11, 2009
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Children's Aspirin

1 part Captain Morgan, 1 part orange juice. Also known as a "rum screwdriver" or a "hammer."
"Oi! Bartender! Fetch me a Children's Aspirin!"
by James Rodesiler September 25, 2007
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Aspirialism

The act of aspiring to great things.
To maintain this level of materialism, I keep up my aspirialism.

Aspire Greatness
by C17H21NO4 June 19, 2015
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asperegoose

A funny guy who makes content on youtube. His content is made for an audience of people with brains and his content is comedy themed. He usually uploads everyday with a mostly contestant upload schedule.
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by Dramataron April 21, 2022
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Aspie

A superior being, while deficient in chaotic morasses such as small-talk, inferior double-standard-laden customs and values trumpeted by Neurotypicals, and deciphering Neurotypical body-language, more than makes up for it with a sharp, penetrating mind that is highly adept at developing an intense focus on a subject giving them a near-savant level of proficiency, an inborn sense of principles that allows them to develop practically consistent characteristics and values, and an ability to reason independently, reducing their susceptibility to dogma, acceptance of groundless assertions, and the hazards of groupthink.
The eccentric man with the encyclopaedic knowledge, monotone voice, and static facial expression must be an Aspie.
by Magnus Odious November 6, 2008
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