carcolepsy

the irresistible desire to sleep while sitting in the car

As soon as my husband backs the car out of the driveway, carcolepsy sets in, and I'm out.

by Kittydoc October 24, 2012

Italian Narcolepsy

When you've eaten too much pasta and bread, and become drowsy or nod off afterwards.

"Hey, you see Frankie, sleeping at the table?!"
"Oh, yeah, he's just got Italian Narcolepsy."

by stonedintellectual October 18, 2019

barcolepsy

A terrible physical ailment in which the sufferer continually falls asleep at bars, night after night, weekend after weekend, often resulting in getting asked to leave by the bouncer.

Jayme: What happened to you last night?
Nick: Got kicked out of Mario's, fell asleep in the corner.
Jayme: This is a problem for you isn't it?
Nick: I have barcolepsy

by nicklon February 7, 2009

Olympic Narcolepsy

The sensation you get that you will abruptly fall asleep at any moment during the day due to trying to watch as much of the Olympics as you can the night prior, causing you to stay up way too late. A seasonal disorder, occuring in winter or summer only, and is of brief duration (around 2 weeks), and usually occurs in even numbered years. VCR, TiVO or other recording device is the only known remedy.

Jim: "Boy, look at John. He is drooling all over his spreadsheets and computer and he even had 3 cups of coffee. What do you think is wrong with him?"

Jane: "I don't know, but I think he may have Olympic Narcolepsy trying to see the Jamaican bobsled team medal. It was the last event last night."

by PainDoc February 17, 2010

Post Culinary Narcolepsy

A Slang Medical Term for when you fall asleep after eating Food, Or when you are very tired and want to fall asleep.

Also Shortened to PCN

"I am suffering from Post Culinary Narcolepsy after that meal"

by MRsneezy August 10, 2007

Sarcolepsy

n

A disorder that causes someone to come out with random, uncalled for or inappropriate out bursts of sarcasm.

Sarcoleptic's often get jobs in tabloid journalism often introducing sarcasm into blatantly obtuse or ignorant rantings.

Person A "Hi is this the Meeting"
Person B "No we're here for the circle jerk"
Person C "Sorry about him he has Sarcolepsy, of the ass"

by ajuk November 27, 2009

Conference Induced Narcolepsy Syndrome (CINS)

When one sits down in a conference room, and no matter how interesting the topic, one falls asleep immediately.

Co-Worker: "What class did you go to?"

You: "That one I was really excited about yesterday."

Co-Worker: "Was it as good as you thought it would be?"

You: "I don't know, I came down with Conference Induced Narcolepsy Syndrome (CINS) when I sat down."

by JTIBF August 18, 2010