Anders

Anders are usually total snobs, are grossed out of pretty much everything, and are the most annoying little twerps you could ever find on earth. Their friends are the same. I recommend if you ever see one, you should slowly back away, and avoid her.

Guy: hey what's your name?
Girl: its anders, wanna hang out some time?
Guy: no thanks. I'm gonna hang out with Jordan (girl) instead.

Anders by Mysterious person June 24, 2012

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This name always refers to a douchebag, that will cheat on you when ever he gets a chance. And is only looking for sex in a relationship.

I can't believe my boyfriend was a total anders!

Anders by Talk monster August 3, 2011

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A little Dwarf in a land far far away likes to jerk it whilst listening to cars driving outside.
he sometimes get out of his hobbit-hole to shove his tiny winy little shrimp penis in an exhaust pot

he also enjoys the company of his tall and lanky friend rema 1000, and a Lithuanian of whom Anders is a sex-slave to.

"Anders Where are you?"
"Look down!"

Anders by IkkeSandermannen February 21, 2020

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By definition, to "Anders" something is to tell a customer that item(s) have been ordered per the customer's request, when they have in fact not been ordered.

This typically is discovered by a sales rep covering for Mr. Anders three days after the initial "order" has been placed.

Sales Rep: (answering an incoming call) Good afternoon, how may I help you?

Customer: Hey, can I get an update on the order I asked Mr. Anders to process three days ago?

Sales Rep: No problem! Let me take a look for you. (long pause) um...it looks like that order has been Andersed.

Customer: What does that mean?

Sales Rep: It means Mr. Anders told you that the order was placed, when in actuality he didn't place the order.

Customer: Well thats annoying!

Sales Rep: Yes, yes it is...

Anders by sales team February 20, 2011