Almost 

Oh, hey, almost! Hahaha!

Hym "Hey, that's almost what I'm talking about! I guess I spoke too soon! I'm glad I could help! Still being a bit of a smart ass though but, hey, this is adding up to be a hell of a lot of people! How many fucking are doing that!? What's my fucking score!? Holy shit! Really? How many travelers ride atop the might adamantoise that is Hym!? Hahahahahaha!"

Almost by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

Almost Raped

\ al*most raped \ ( awl-mohst reypt )
- adv, adj
A female's frequent or possibly perpetual state of existence, the onset of which is usually triggered when anything happens to her, and brings about feelings of unwarranted apprehension, self-importance, and self-pity. Specifically, the possible criteria to qualify as being almost raped include the female: being in public, being glanced at by a male, nearly being glanced at by a male, presiding within 100 feet of a male, conversing with one or more other females who are or were almost raped, or recalling anyone the female has previously dated and currently dislikes.

"That guy was totally eyeing me with his peripheral vision! Can you believe it? I was almost raped!"

Almost Raped by Avian Chaos June 25, 2008

almost there

The act or state of being near to completion, as in orgasm or a long road trip or even used in surgeryology (the study of words used during a surgery)

"I'M ALMOST THERE!!!", "Were almost there.", "I'm almost there."

almost there by Eric Carter April 1, 2008

Almost ex 

Someone you never officially dated but had a relationship with.

Shit!!! My almost ex just walked into the bar.

Almost ex by Clearandclever March 8, 2015

almost lover 

it's someone who you begin a romantic relationship and they fool you into thinking what you have is true love but then they leave you heartbroken and haunted by the memory of them. It's a love that goes one way..you think about them all the time even after the relationship is over but they just forget about you and continue on with their lives.

" goodbye my almost lover, goodbye my hopeless dream, i'm trying not to think about you...can't you just let me be..goodbye my luckless romance..my back is turned on you..should've known you'd bring me heartache..almost lovers always do"

best song ever..
Almost Lover- Fine Frenzy

almost lover by Nina Campbell May 9, 2008

almost famous

best movie ever. featuring sex drugs rock n roll. all the good stuff from the 70's. Kate Hudson (incredibly hot) stars as groupie Penny Lane. Incredible soundtrack.

I saw Almost Famous last night

almost famous by bitchslap May 21, 2006

Almost Heaven... 

When someone starts this song. it will create a temporary peace as everyone fighting and yelling sing along to this wonderfull song

West Virginia....
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice, in the morning hour she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
And driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads

*Physical Fight happening between a large group of Teens*

Bystander: Almost Heaven...

*All kids stop fighting and drop weapons, fists, and biting.*

Kid 1: West virginia

Kid 2: Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River.

Kid 3: Life is old there, Older than the trees!

Kid 4: Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze

All kids sing together: Country Roads, take me home, to the place I belong, West virginia, mountain mama.

Bystander: Take me home...

All kids Together: Country roads

Almost Heaven... by i am so epic 2007 February 26, 2019