Packing a Fat Hog

Taking a thick penis anally

I couldn't answer the phone, I was packing a fat hog.

by Fraser Crest August 8, 2019

like a fat kid on cake

To be very much on something or all over something; like white on rice; very attracted to something. The term is especially appropriate to use when describing the attraction of a drunk male to a fat chick, or hogging.

Whoa, look at that hot chick with big tits. I'd love to take her home with me. I'd be all over that like a fat kid on cake.

by PMax February 19, 2009

cracking a fat

if one is said to be cracking a fat, they are gaining an erection

When i saw Burnsy's Mum i cracked a fat

by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003

smoke a fat blunt

To smoke a cigar that has been cut open, the tobacco removed and replaced with as much stinky, sticky, sweet green ganja as one can put in the bad-boy, then re-stuck together using magic. This is usually with the intention of getting fuckin' mellow and "blunted."

(Pretty much any given afternoon at pretty much any given university) - "Gentlemen, I believe we owe it to ourselves to smoke a fat blunt. We would simply be remiss if we didn't."

by Jap the Jimmy June 5, 2014

A fat one

A fat blunt or joint

Let’s smoke a fat one

by Scbestie January 12, 2019

Busting a fat one

"Busting one"is busting one of your testes, another word for ejaculation. "Fat" is simply an emphasis for the amount of sperm ejected from the penis, in this case there's a lot of, and you better hope that thot enjoys your white warm creamy testicular fluids.

*Girl kneels down*
*sucks man's Penis*
*Man's about to climax*

Jerry: I'm going to be busting a fat one on your face
*Jerry pulls out of women's mouth and aims the penis towards her face*
*Jerry shoots*
*Jerry satisfyingly watches the sperm trickle down her face*

by Woketh Loops August 4, 2018

a fat knot

a huge wad of cash, a bankroll

hit that nigga up for a fat knot

by bishop December 30, 2004