ass gas or grass

If someone is asking you for a ride and you don´t feel the need to give it away for nothing, it´s a good opportunity to ask for "ass, gas or grass".

Meaning you wish to take advantage of the situation by getting a good fuck, some bucks for the gas you´re gonna need or at least something to get a buzz from.

(Maybe one of you might describe it better, as I´m by no means a native speaker!)

"You wanna go to Mexico with me? Take a ride? Well, what´s your currency...
ass gas or grass ?
Nobody rides for free, you know?!"

ass gas or grass by Fichtelschwein February 5, 2010

ride or die down ass bitch 

A female that aint 'fraid of going to jail for her man.. Never rats him out and takes it all for him... Is down for anything will scrap for him no matter how big the mofo is... Is ready to go to whaeva lengths she has to ta make sure food is on the table... strip, sell.. jo0 name it.. Cleanz and co0ks for him and takes care of the fam and lets no one come between what they have she would even kill for him

I'm a ride or die down ass bitch.. I got the sass and I ain't 'fraid to go to jail for my man.. been there done that Ready to do it again for him... I have fought males 3x the size of me for him and I ain't 'fraid to kill for him... You fuck with him then it's your fault not mine His house is always clean when he comes home the baby is always fed and taken care of and his plate of food is always made and hot I hustle for him and I was hustling your money when he got laid off... SO get like me bitches

ride or die down ass bitch by BadAzzBitch August 10, 2009

National grab or slap a ass day 

National grab or slap a ass day will continue on Monday at school because the weekend don’t count so be prepared to get your ass slapped or GRABBED!! Big or small we get em all!!!!

Hey today is National grab or slap a ass day!

National grab or slap a ass day by Miagonzo April 12, 2019

gas, ass, or grass 

What some people consider the rules of hitchhiking, where the hitchhiker, upon pickup or throughout the trip, must either provide: 1)Gas for the car, 2)Some type of sexual satisfaction, or 3)Some type of drug, usually marijuana.

Hitchhiker: Yo dude, can i get a ride?
Dude: Gas, ass, or grass.
Hitchhiker: *pulls out baggie* Grass.

gas, ass, or grass by punkbass_20x6 January 15, 2006

gas, ass, or grass 

When someone asks you to drive them somewhere, they can pay with gas, ass, or grass. Gas(money for gas), ass(a sexual favor), grass(marjuana).

Ling Ling: "I just drove you all the way to Africa. You know the rules... gas, grass, or ass."(gas, ass, or grass)

gas, ass, or grass by mikec00l January 5, 2009

ass, gas or grass 

The toll for riding in anothers vehicle. Only one is required in trade.

If your riding with me you better give up some ass, gas or grass

ass, gas or grass by garbage eater March 25, 2009

M.O.P.A.N or Middle of Poor Ass Nowhere 

To be in the middle of nowhere.

Where sitting in a town in M.O.P.A.N

M.O.P.A.N or Middle of Poor Ass Nowhere by krista September 24, 2003