Generally Acceptable Boning Standards - Although each guy has unique tastes in women, almost every guy can agree on generally acceptable standards which deem a woman worthy to have sex with.
- Even though I prefer skinny blondes, that thick brunette is definitely within G.A.B.S.
- I was so drunk last night I slept with a girl that is definitely not within G.A.B.S.
- I was so drunk last night I slept with a girl that is definitely not within G.A.B.S.
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B.A.B.S. • S.A.B.S. • W.A.B.S. • F.a.b.s. • D.A.B.S. • G.A.B.S. • C.A.B.S. • R.A.B.S. • D.A.B.D.B.S.W.B.D. • G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome
B.A.B.S. or Big Ass Ball Syndrome is the act of having a gigantic ball on either the right or left side. The nut in most cases is about 3 times the size of your normal everyday testical. Men who have B.A.B.S. are usually forced to walk with a limp and will more than likely suffer from back problems later in life due to the increaseed weight in the sack region. This is also commonly referred to as elephantitis or softball sack.
Note: It is extremely rare, but not unheard of to have two enormous balls in a single sack (see B.A.S.S. for more detail).
Note: It is extremely rare, but not unheard of to have two enormous balls in a single sack (see B.A.S.S. for more detail).
I couldn't believe it when Billy tbagged Eddie... His left nut was as big as Eddie's forehead! Billy must be gifted with B.A.B.S., his left ball is enormous!
That guys junk was huge! He must have B.A.B.S.!
That guys junk was huge! He must have B.A.B.S.!
by DoctorJjThomas June 15, 2011
Get the B.A.B.S. mug.acronym for broke ass bastard syndrome, a disease that comes with not having a job, or just spending all your money on useless shit. this disease can only be remedied by having an awesome sugar momma (or poppa) who buys stuff for you all the time (preferably an old one, so they can die and bequeath you their money)
Anna Nicole Smith had B.A.B.S. this is her testimonial:
"After i got too fat to be in playboy, my B.A.B.S really started acting up. i knew i needed a rich old sugar daddy as fast as possible. and i got one! now my B.A.B.S is cured and i have enough money to live for a long time!!"
(irony)
"After i got too fat to be in playboy, my B.A.B.S really started acting up. i knew i needed a rich old sugar daddy as fast as possible. and i got one! now my B.A.B.S is cured and i have enough money to live for a long time!!"
(irony)
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other acryonyms include C.R.A.B.S-Crazy raging Anal Butt sex.
S.C.R.A.B.S-Super Crazy Raging Anal Butt Sex
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other acryonyms include C.R.A.B.S-Crazy raging Anal Butt sex.
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by Arab metamorphisis May 24, 2008
Get the R.A.B.S mug.an acronym for: sorry about being sweet. used as an excuse for any occasion.
may also stand for sorry about butt sex but only in rare occasions
may also stand for sorry about butt sex but only in rare occasions
guy 1: dude you ate the last slice of pizza!
guy 2: S.A.B.S. bro
guy 1: dude you slept with my girlfriend!
guy 2: S.A.B.S. bro
guy 2: S.A.B.S. bro
guy 1: dude you slept with my girlfriend!
guy 2: S.A.B.S. bro
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