pull a martijn

Throwing up as a consequence of smoking too much weed

Last night i smoked so much it made me pull a martijn

by definitelynothidde October 19, 2017

Doing a Martin

Fucking a woman from behind and then spunking in her hair

Last night I had some Clunge and her daughter caught me doing a Martin on her

by Drydockdad January 10, 2015

Pulling a Martha

1) Being very late.

2)Inviting someone over and then either
a)spending a long time on the phone with some dude while you play with her yellow lab in the kitchen.
OR
b)falling asleep while you watch a Rob Schneider movie.

1)Yeah she said she'd be here in ten minutes... 45 minutes ago. She's totally pulling a Martha.

2a)All of a sudden I realized, "dang, I've been playing with this dog for a long time, where'd she go?" then I found her talking on the phone with a guy she met once three months ago. Such a classic Martha move.

2b) I was laughing at Rob Schneider when I realized the other side of the room was silent. She was pulling a Martha for sure.

by the kt December 27, 2008

A Martin

A martin is a similar version of a boomer except he is about 10 times stupider than a boomer.
A martin is a man who thinks he knows everything and always talks big.

this guy is such a martin

by ToXicaman123 December 31, 2019

pop a martin

to eat an e-bomb or a thizzle

hey you got any of those martins? im tring to pop a martin.

by witsend253 February 28, 2008

A Martin Leather

A narcissistic driving instructor

If you want driving lessons don’t get a Martin Leather

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

A Martin

A Martin is the act of taking a shit in the shower and forcing it down the plug hole with your toes. Often used as a treat to celebrate a good day at school or a promotion at work etc

'Hi John, how's your day been?' 'Yeah not too bad thanks, I finally got that pay rise at work. I'm just heading home to have a celebratory beer and a Martin!'

by BROY4 September 27, 2022