Mexican female raised in the USA, skinny hard headed bombshell, in fact her head is as hard as a olmec head, hard to move, not even time will change it , she rarely looses her cool and when confronted she denies everything and pretends that everything is fine. She won't speak Spanish even when she says she loves her hispanic heritage. She almost lost her Virginity once with her mexican ex boyfriend but now, she is saving the rest for an all american soldier boyfriend because she dreams of having 10 half white babies and also hopes to change her immigration status.
Melania Karina's dad won't teach her how to drive because her boyfriend can take her anywhere she wants.
by TabascoSauce February 18, 2019
Melania disorder is a disorder similar to an infamous femcel named "Melania". This disorder usually consists of a unique personality with often inspiring originality. Other common characteristics include: dyslexia, severe memory loss, back pain, sudoku addiction, delusions, and hysterical screaming.
Not many people have this disorder, as it is unique.
People with melania disorder are often misunderstood, copied, and plagiarized of their jokes. Just because it happens to melania doesn't mean it's funny!!!
Not many people have this disorder, as it is unique.
People with melania disorder are often misunderstood, copied, and plagiarized of their jokes. Just because it happens to melania doesn't mean it's funny!!!
by Codfish4 January 11, 2025
An Eastern European mail-order bride sold to a wealthy American man in exchange for a green card. On the surface may seem attractive, but in reality she has a dark, irredeemable soul which makes her ugly. As part of the deal, she performs sexual favors for the man and ignores his darker pedophilic fantasies that he acts out with underage girls provided to him by his pal Epstein.
by Darkside Dad July 09, 2020
melania is better than chantecler
Melania is a good friend and seems very kind at first. Once you get to know her and her character traits you can't really handle it. She gets mad over really small dumb things. She always wants to be the center of attention. Likes stealing people bestfriends. She wants for people to know her and hangs out with popular people to get fame. She will randomly stop talking to you and say that she won't force anyone to talk to them when she was the one that stopped talking to that person lmfao. She's greedy and selfish. Gets annoying a lot. At some point she becomes a fake friend because she she turns all her friends into like her slaves. Tells them what to do and if they don't do it she gets mad and stop talking to them until they apologize. Not the best person to make your bestfriend well at least the one I know. She gets in everyone's business. Tells everyone about her problems then makes it seem like she's the victim. Makes everyone feel bad for her. If she finds out you have a crush on someone then she will go looking for him and steals him from you even though she's crushing on someone else. Doesn't understand funny terms like "thats cap" but only says it to fit in😂. This isn't towards all melania's but it's towards the Melania I know😂. So please don't be offended.
Bro Melania is annoying as fuck.
She gets in everyone's business and talks a lot of shit.
She's chill at times but always wants everyone's attention.
She gets in everyone's business and talks a lot of shit.
She's chill at times but always wants everyone's attention.
by kapkapkapkapkap November 28, 2019
Only the most serious condition of resting bitch face possible; the superlative of when a person, usually a girl, who naturally looks mean when her face is expressionless, without meaning to.
Karen, Jane and Christina all suffer from resting bitch face, but only Karen wins the prize of resting Melania face.
by Sun Chaser January 19, 2021