9th April

the day where qihom gets spanked

korn: “It’s the 9th April, it’s about to get wild!”
michael: “Yoo, that’s kinda messed up man”

by k0rniy December 2, 2023

April 9th

National spoil your girlfriend with love day

Today is April 9th it’s the day you suffocate your girlfriend with love and only princess treatment is accepted

by Lolita99 April 9, 2023

April 9th

International send Miss McKee a booty pic day!

On this day April 9th you must give a beautiful girl named Laney a booty pic (or more if you choose)

You: It’s April 9th! Happy birthday! Here’s a booty pic 🤙
Laney: Wow, what a hottie!

by Julián April 8, 2022

April 9th

National send nudes fa no reason day 😁

Bf: it’s April 9th ya know what tha mean😌
Gf: Fineeeee

Bf:🧱🆙

by Mr.Randomshi🤗 April 9, 2022

April 9th

National f*ck a ~friend~ day

Ace: Hey Scameron, it’s April 9th. Get ready and let’s fuck!

by oglilscam420 April 1, 2021

April 9th

April 9th 2021
The Incident

The day Alex##### asked ###ne Out.

'Know what happened on April 9th?

by Forniteballs May 28, 2021

April 9th protocols

April 9th Protocols was the day "the Lounge" was liberated and the market bottomed on rules set forth by higher powers.

"The wanker lows were in on the April 9th protocols"

by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025