70's earth momma muff

when a girls twat is soooooo hairy she looks like she stepped out of a porno from the 70's.

GOOD GOD WOMAN DONT YOU TRIM DAT BUSH OF YOURS!?!
No, I'm a 70's earth momma and this is my muff.

by tony January 24, 2004

70's

A time period (an awesome one) that most people walked around stoned off their asses.

Man, your stoned off your ass, you belong in the 70's

by damnthisisgoodshit April 13, 2010

70's bush

wild, overgrown, ungroomed pubic hair

I ain't going down on her anymore without a Dustbuster. Last time I did, I was hocking up hairballs for a week, cuz she's got 70's bush.

by your mom September 7, 2003

70's Rehab

When you decide you wanna stop getting fucked up so much, so you limit yourself to weed and alcohol. Like a cool down from your regular drugs.

"Youve been getting outta control lately man."
"Alright, fuck it, Im goin on a 70's Rehab."

by Bagpipe_Brigade February 16, 2007

70's Style Bush

Also known as Shag Carpet

Joo figure it out.

by nobody June 20, 2003

70 nigga

The answer to life, the universe, and everything.
First uttered by the god, whose name is Lil pump, when he was asked how long would it take for a car that goes 70 mph to travel 70 miles.

"What is the answer to number 2?"
"70 nigga"
"Are you upset?"
"70 nigga"
"Is there any point for my existence anymore?"
"7 0 n i g g a"

by BonelessHams February 2, 2018

70 Wipes

using a huge amount of toilet paper to wipe your ass after taking a huge runny shit

Justin comes out of the bathroom a proceeds to say it was a 70 wipes

by bogner January 9, 2009