4chan

No lifers' paradise. A cyber place where desperate people who suck at life go to because that's the only place they've got. They depress, obsess and waste what remain of their lives. In front of a computer.

Rob goes to 4chan to gather anime porn and then logs onto his deviantART account where he posts drawing of semi naked anime girls to gain popularity among the cyber geek community.

He also take a shower once in a while.

His geeky hobbies include playing video games, being on the internet and giving thumbs down.

Lives in his room. Wish he was cool.

by YourFriendTheInternets August 7, 2009

4chan

4chan.org is the absolute hell hole of the internet, but still amusing. Entering this website requires you leave your humanity behind before entering. WARNING: You will see things on /b/ that you wish you had never seen in your life.

Set "Thanks to 4chan, i now have nightmares of being swallowed by goatse."

by Set Abominae March 15, 2007

4chan

We don't talk about 4chan

We dont talk about 4chan

by Kj14 June 14, 2014

4chan

Just a Honeypot.

Concerned about privacy on 4chan? READ: Rule 14.

by RandomPerson1066 April 7, 2019

4Chan nationalism

Populism virtualized upon false social nodes, ie. filter bubbles. Populism that appropriates attributes of Japanese hyperrealism including anime LARPing, message boards (2Chan, etc.), and ironic skeuomorphs (memes). Skeumorphic, emo, or filter bubble nationalism.

4Chan nationalism got 2016 like Whaaat!

by sandraxine August 19, 2017

4chan /b/lindness

A serious medical condition resulting from being exposed to large amounts of dick pictures whilst sifting through the /b/ on 4chan. A person with 4chan /b/lindess can no longer see dicks as they have been desensitized. It has been reported that some men will look in their pants and see nothing but a small lump.

-Dude. I was on 4chan so much that I think I got 4chan /b/lindness.

-Shit man...Did you try looking in your pants?!

-...Yes....

by Solastor September 29, 2011

4Chan

Ask what this is and people will say DONT ASK! The Undernet. The true hell. Everything you have ever lived for is destroyed apon entering this clusterfuck.

"Wats 4chan?" "DONT FUCKING ASK!"

by Undernet August 19, 2008