The inverse of 3D printing where a 3D object is reduced by very thin layers at a time. Often used in the context of wiping your ass, but you are really just wiping a poo that hasn't fully extruded from your anus. Because you are wiping a poo, wiping clean is an exercise in futility. Instead, the defecator should resume trying to push out the poo before attempting to wipe again.
People have referred to this as craypa shits when the poo has the quality of an oil pastel when wiping.
This is the opposite of an Ace, where after a poop, the wipe is clean on the first run.
People have referred to this as craypa shits when the poo has the quality of an oil pastel when wiping.
This is the opposite of an Ace, where after a poop, the wipe is clean on the first run.
I couldn't wipe clean the other day because I was just 2D printing a poo.
What's taking so long, are you 2D printing a poo in there?
What's taking so long, are you 2D printing a poo in there?
by 2dprinting May 12, 2013
An ass when viewed from one angle, has height and width, but when viewed from a different angle, has no depth.
3D Ass This differs from a 2D ass in that it has dimensions of height, width and depth when viewed from all angles.
4D Ass spans all dimensions of height, width, depth and time. You will watch a 4D ass ALL DAY LONG.
3D Ass This differs from a 2D ass in that it has dimensions of height, width and depth when viewed from all angles.
4D Ass spans all dimensions of height, width, depth and time. You will watch a 4D ass ALL DAY LONG.
Question: Check out the girl at the salad bar. Does that look like a 2D ass to you?
Response: Yep, 2D. Too flat. I saw a 3D ass a few minutes ago, but I'm still dreaming of the 4D ass I saw on the Grammy Awards when Beyonce was performing. I so glad I Tivo'd it.
Response: Yep, 2D. Too flat. I saw a 3D ass a few minutes ago, but I'm still dreaming of the 4D ass I saw on the Grammy Awards when Beyonce was performing. I so glad I Tivo'd it.
by The Blue Bandit March 19, 2010
by n00bengineer October 28, 2011
One of Nintendo's greatest inventions, it's another version of the 3DS, only this one can only display games and other Nintendo crap in 2D and 2D only. It was created so retarded 6 year olds don't ruin their eyes with the 3D feature on the regular 3DS. Because retarded parents are too lazy to setup parental controls on the 2DS, instead they just throw a 2DS at them so they stop whining, and they don't have to worry about child services coming in and taking away their 1-6 year old because the parent neglected them and let them use 3D to ruin their eyesight.
This 2DS is also basically a middle finger to all if Nintendo's true fans (the ones that own a 3DS or a 3DS XL) When the 2DS was announced by Nintendo, they were basically saying "Fuck you 3DS owners, the 3D was just a stupid gymic, and you fell for it. There is no way we are gonna keep using Stereoscopic 3D in our handhelds. You jackasses can go to Hell, and take that precious 3D gymic with you!" That is what I got out of it anyways.
All in all, the 2DS is another flop coming from Nintendo, like the Virtual Boy and Wii U.
This 2DS is also basically a middle finger to all if Nintendo's true fans (the ones that own a 3DS or a 3DS XL) When the 2DS was announced by Nintendo, they were basically saying "Fuck you 3DS owners, the 3D was just a stupid gymic, and you fell for it. There is no way we are gonna keep using Stereoscopic 3D in our handhelds. You jackasses can go to Hell, and take that precious 3D gymic with you!" That is what I got out of it anyways.
All in all, the 2DS is another flop coming from Nintendo, like the Virtual Boy and Wii U.
Nintendo Fan #2: "Hey Nintendo Fan #1, did you hear about the Nintendo 2DS?
Nintendo Fan #2: Yes Nintendo fan #2 I heard, it turns out the 3D was just another stupid gymic. Oh well, lets go over to Sony, they won't play us like that.
Nintendo Fan #1: Yeah, Sony's Vita might have a horrible game selection, and a ridiculously expensive memorey card system, but atleast they don't use stupid temporary gymics on us.
Nintendo Fan #2: Yeah, I mean what is the 3DS without the 3D? It's basically another DS with a slightly higher resolution and better processor.
Nintendo Fan #1: Ikr, those frauds sure did pull the wool over our eyes.
Nintendo Fan #2: Yes Nintendo fan #2 I heard, it turns out the 3D was just another stupid gymic. Oh well, lets go over to Sony, they won't play us like that.
Nintendo Fan #1: Yeah, Sony's Vita might have a horrible game selection, and a ridiculously expensive memorey card system, but atleast they don't use stupid temporary gymics on us.
Nintendo Fan #2: Yeah, I mean what is the 3DS without the 3D? It's basically another DS with a slightly higher resolution and better processor.
Nintendo Fan #1: Ikr, those frauds sure did pull the wool over our eyes.
by Nontendo October 5, 2013
When you go to a cinema to see a 3D film, then take out the lenses of the glasses you were given to make just plastic glasses with no lenses and no purpose. Wear them to look like a dork.
Girl 1: Hey what kind of glasses are those?
Girl 2: They're 2D glasses. I went to the cinema to see a 3D film, then I took the lenses out. I think it's funny that I look like a dork.
Girl 2: They're 2D glasses. I went to the cinema to see a 3D film, then I took the lenses out. I think it's funny that I look like a dork.
by xAmyBlackx October 14, 2009
by sweeneytoddy June 14, 2011
Your 2d waifu or husbando will always provide the comfort and warmth that us 3d humans always fail to give.
Friend 1: "Are you currently dating anyone?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, there's someone at school."
Friend 1: "What about you?"
Friend 3: "2d over 3d."
Friend 2: "Yeah, there's someone at school."
Friend 1: "What about you?"
Friend 3: "2d over 3d."
by go touch grass April 6, 2022