1st conquest

A 1st Conquest is the first woman that becomes one of the X's in one's Black Book. the first woman you been going after until you eventually get that ass. It can only be considered a 1st CONQUEST if you come out with her for the first time and have pictures and/or videos of you in action (her face required).

She was my 1st Conquest.

by 1st Conquest September 02, 2014

November 1st

slap a bitch ass hoe day.

if a hoe acting up on november 1st it’s your time to shine.

Hey bridget it’s november 1st
finally I can slap a bitch ass hoe

by pppoopooinstabhaddie24 October 24, 2019

1st grader

A yummy snack for the family. Great for thanksgiving dinner

can we eat a 1st grader for dinner tonight

by yummy1stgrader September 30, 2019

August 1st

National Cock Day

Celebrate Cocks big and small, thick and skinny

"Yo its August 1st! Happy Cock Day!"

by NoImNotOkay August 01, 2021

January 1st

Birthday of the most creative person ever. They are the type of people that will get used to anything and is the nice to everyone no matter what. They maintain a surface level positive attitude even in the worst situations. Go give this person a hug, they'll need it cause they hate their birthday even though it's sounds like the best since it's on January 1st.

Person: January 1st is the best day ever to have a birthday!!!
Birthday Boy/Girl: Wrong...

by HydroPath October 21, 2019

April 1st

My favorite dumb bitch was born on this day. If you know a bitch with this birthday fucking yell at her.

Pablo: I heard your birthdays on April 1st
Karen: Yep
Pablo: HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU STUPID BITCHAJSUSJDUDJDH

by Peepeepoopooinyourbutthole October 19, 2019

March 1st

If you know someone born on this day then CONGRATS because they’re are the best people. Sweet, kind, generous...all the good qualities

Person: it’s my friends birthday tomorrow what should get him
Me: omg that’s March 1st he must be the best person

by Lolzarefun November 02, 2019