January 18

On this day if you are 5 foot 9 inches or taller you get to abuse your shortest best friend

Hey guess what today is. It's January 18, national abuse your shortest best friend day. You better watch out of all your friends 5'9" or taller

by The BFG (big fat giant) November 03, 2019

January 18

Diego asks Catalina out day!!!

Diego:
It’s January 18th cat will you go out with me
Cat:
Yesssss

by January 17, 2022

January 18

Send bra jeans combo to ur bf named Ali

Bf:Hey (gf name) its January 18
Gf:okayy fine *sends three pictures of bra jeans combo
Bf:*happy noises intensify

by Buberluber January 17, 2022

January 18

January 18: When you are at school

On January 18 Say “Mhm” when the teacher says something but say it out loud !! 😈

by litcaleners January 15, 2022

January 18

January 18, also known as tax fraud monday.

In January 18 you can commit tax frauds without any consequences.

Person 1: "Hey, today is January 18"
Person 2: "So?"
Person 1: "It's tax fraud monday :D"
Person 2: "Fuck yeah!!"

by DovanUwU January 18, 2021

January 18

Ask your roommate something crazy. Of them to it they’re the best roommate ever and you have to prepare their favorite food for dinner.

You: Hey, can you wax My ass?

Your roommate: sure

You: I’m making your favourite food for dinner

Your roommate: why?

You: it’s January 18

Your roommate: oh that makes sense

by Imheretorhelpyou December 26, 2021

January 18

National Frænk the midget day
Lots of drinking and fucking occurs. Many group orgy's as well, but only done while wearing purple beards

Person 1: What are your plans for January 18
Person 2: well it's national Frænk the midget day so I think I'm gonna rail my wife from the back while wearing a purple beard my guy, hbu?
Person 1: I was going to celebrate MLK junior but I might do the same as you.

by Frænkie G January 18, 2021