NATIONAL SEXUAL DAY (APRIL 13) even if you are single or not. Find somebody and do sexual things with them. It’s the best day of the year n everyone should participate. If you don’t then you are missing the fuck out on good shit today. *The only rules that this days has is that you have to have consent from the person you are doing sexual things with and respect the person you are doing sexual things with those are the only rules*
NATIONAL SEXUAL DAY (APRIL 13)
I’m gonna get some fucking head today

We are gonna fuck forever today

I bout to be in the best mood today boiisss

I can’t wait to get some head today
I can’t wait to make out wit this girl/boy today..
by gamergod566 April 13, 2019
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National send your gf neckpics day!
Hey Karl it’s April 13th! wich means you have to send me neck pics!
by Dolll666 April 13, 2021
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The month of axes, Thomas Jeffersons birthday and the day where an asteroid might hit us in 2036.
THE YEAR 2036 APRIL 12TH

A: Hey have you heard about tomorrow april 13th?
B: Oh I hear that's Thomas Jeffersons birthday!
A: Ah yes, and an asteroid will be hitting the planet killing thousands of people
B: lol!
by Ponkpunk April 19, 2018
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national eat your dad day eat all of dat organs!!!!
by hehejoe October 27, 2019
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nation don’t listen to your parents day
Mom: honey!
You: *silence
* next days*

You: hey mom and dad
Them: ohhhhhh it was april 13
by machary April 6, 2022
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