10000000000000th base

2nd base with chuck norris. nuff said.

guy1: Hey you never guess what i did last night.......
guy2: What didnt you do last night?
guy1: Cut it with the crap, ok, 10000000000000th base, i touched chuck norris' penis xD
guy2: Oh so thats why the universe is imploding....
*BOOM!!!1!!!111!!!!!eleven!!11!!!!!*

>.< ffs.

by rawrducklingorilla June 1, 2009

super saiyan 100000000

A level of power not even goku can get to.

person 1: im gonna go super saiyan 100000000!!!
person 2: nope. not even goku can do that!

by definethisplz September 8, 2019

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by 10000044 March 16, 2022

1000000000th base

Ok this base has only been accomplished by one person, and he died shortly after. This base is really simple, it just takes years to complete. Ok get a girl and dehumanize her for around 10-20 years (however long it takes). Once she is turned into a animal, cut off her arms and legs, make sure to burn the stumps so as not to cause death by bleeding. Ok so now you have a torso + a head that is not human. now cut out her eyes, destroy her ears, and use a cheese grader on her whole body, finally cut off her nose. Finally shit off her body, spear your feces all over her (her body should be holey/bleeding b/c of the cheese grader) then let the feces harden, and then (this takes a bit of time, you could prepare this before hand) pour a jar of (YOUR) sperm on the dried harden feces, after this has hardened bake her in a oven, if she has died you have failed and you only get credit for 999999999 base. ok now the oven has properly killed her, eat and enjoy

Dude 1: dude i just got to 1000000000th base!
Dude 2: Dude

by Yummy Cummy February 28, 2009

1000000th Base

Taking a shit in space, and having sex with the shit flying around you. When finished, smear the shit on your face and use it as face cream, whilst your parents film the act and a catholic priest cheering you on

I totes got to 1000000th base last night

Thats alot of poop

by Awex Skeeter March 24, 2010

T-100000000

The crappy thing at the end of the TERMINATOR 2 3D movie at Universal Studios.

"I'm the T-100000000 and I suck."

by WhoisHomer February 5, 2005

1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th base

Having sex with someone before every kissing someone.

I got to "1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th base" last night woot woot , now I need to kiss someone.

by KaylaFuhker September 24, 2011