jon 

Used to describe an object, person, basically anything that the speaker likes or enjoys. May be derived from joint. In heavy use in the Philadelphia area.

a. That movie's the jon!
b. I saw my cousin the other day - he's my jon.
c. That jon is hot!

jon by marina h August 25, 2005

Jon 

Cumbersome (difficult to deal with due to size and weight). Is also a big dick.

The movers said that the piano is very jon.

Jon by Diana & Sheila June 26, 2008

Jon 

A gay fag, sex-crazed, perverted fucking bitch. Is obsessed with awful memes, jerking off to incest porn, his bisexual friends, and not shutting the hell up. Jon has pale skin and always has so much acne.

This boy is a fuckboy fag, he must be Jon!

Jon by kurly kue kouldn't kare less September 1, 2017

Jon 

COMPLETE MAN WHORE!
if you are "pretty" have two legs and a pussy he is after you.
and then dont let these "Jons" get inside your mind becasue they will crush your heart then use the little pieces as confittee.

Jons are ussualy very out going and know as a laddies man. can seem to get any girl he wants.

Cheyenne: hey what do you think about Jon?
Miranda: complete manwhore. tears gurls apart. despise him.
Cheyenne: I know right!

Jon by angelandprincess25 June 18, 2011

Jon 

A true failure. Anyone named Jon was obviously a disappointment to their father, as he left out the “h.” Jon never achieves anything noteworthy, leaves girlfriends for no good reason, and sleeps on the floor like an animal. The gold standard in shitty human beings.

“Yo, did that guy just shit himself?”

“Yeah, he’s such a Jon.”

Jon by Chickenshits139 June 23, 2019

Jon 

A completely shady person, who will try and pass himself off as spiritual, but will turn on you quicker than the devil himself.

That guy talks out of both sides of his mouth, he must be a Jon.
dick, asshole, prick

Jon by The Cru September 12, 2016

jón 

a super homo known for raping children and shoving a whopping 15 incher inside is urethra. also he likes to choose his victims at churches because the younger they are, the better they feel. also his celebrity crush is James charles and he liked jeffrey epstein.

STOP JÓNING ME

jón by jónisverygay August 31, 2020