1 definition by Chickenshits139

Jon

A true failure. Anyone named Jon was obviously a disappointment to their father, as he left out the “h.” Jon never achieves anything noteworthy, leaves girlfriends for no good reason, and sleeps on the floor like an animal. The gold standard in shitty human beings.

“Yo, did that guy just shit himself?”

“Yeah, he’s such a Jon.”

by Chickenshits139 June 24, 2019