fuckwit 

Fuckwit is a man without the intelligence to deduce what his penis is for.

Chris of Leeds, you are quite simply a fuckwit

fuckwit by destiny god February 4, 2015

fuckwit 

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a fuckwit.

fuckwit by fat lucy August 16, 2019

fuckwit 

person so stupid they cannot function above the minimum requirements of a human, which are eating, sleeping, and fucking.

ummm george, how do you turn this blender off?
its the blue button with the big word off, fuckwit

fuckwit by chris April 10, 2005

fuckwit 

Terry Fuckwit - Classic comic strip from Viz magazine

Fuck me! It's Terry Fuckwit. What a fucking fuckwit!

fuckwit by ChaoticBeauty September 8, 2003

fuckwit 

A dodgy looking fellow (or fellet) usually holding a pregnant gerbil and suffering form a interned eye. also talking very loudly on the phone on trains and quiet public places. Fuckwits are most famous for sending you and E-mail then immediately phoning you to tell you they have sent that email, then discussing with you the content of it. Hence there being no point of sending it

"hello steve im a fuckwit"
or
"pardon me sir but your a fuckwit"

fuckwit by Bulldog_SHS October 7, 2006

fuckwit 

The language that kevs/chavs speak.
Hard to understand and incoherent.

Guy: Sorry, i don't speak fuckwit

fuckwit by Kill chavs. Now. December 24, 2004

Fuckwit 

Someone of low intelligence, a complete and utter numb nut

"How the hell could you walk into that door?,you fuckwit!"

Fuckwit by Mishap. September 4, 2008