Clauser

A Clauser is a person who believes in the power of Claus-The-Man-Of-God. Most of the Clausers live in Clausania, the land of extreme randomness. To become a Clauser, you have to first become a citizen of Clausania, which is extremely hard. Once you become a citizen, you have to spend 1 year living under the Clausanian bridges. Next, you have to pass a lot of Buzzfeed quizzes about random knowledge. Next, you have to be shot by Claus. If you survive, then there is a possibility of you becoming a Clauser. If you are a Clauser, your monthly salary is going to increase by 90% in Clausania.

Random Person #1: Hiiiii!
Random Person #2: Ewwww don't talk to me, you are not a Clauser

by Random Claus May 24, 2020

stoner clause

every year on 4/19 Stoner Clause travels to young stoner's homes and fills they're empty altoids tins with weed, ready for when they wake up on 4/20

"Mommy, how come Stoner Clause always gives me less weed then he gives Johnny?"

by Muffn Queen September 11, 2004

clauser

meaning one hot man....or a boy with a huge wang that girls hang on constantly

That Clauser guy is sooo cute!

by Jut December 5, 2004

Air Bud Clause

The notion that you can do anything that the rules do not specifically state you canNOT do.

Vilbert: There are no dice in rock, paper, scissors.
Red Mage: I'd like to direct your attention to the Air Bud Clause. There is no rule SPECIFICALLY stating that dice are NOT valid choices. So there.
Vilbert: That's MADNESS.
Red Mage: THAT'S Air Bud.

by A Homo Sapien August 8, 2009

Santa Clause Clause

A clause in a contract that is only true if you believe it.

eg. a "Santa Clause Clause" would be a clause stating that you may never sue the other party to the contract no matter what he does.

by traderjoe January 10, 2010

Wesley Snipes Clause

When an actor has a clause written into his contract, stipulating that he must have a sex scene with the leading actress.

Did Wesley Snipes really get to suck JLo's tits in Money Train? Yeah, he had the Wesley Snipes Clause in his contract.

by Harlan Regis October 15, 2018

santa clause

A man who sits in the mall and recieves lap dances from children, promising to deliver them presents in return for the favour.

"Hoe,hoe, hoe!" I hear Santa Clause calling his bitches again.

by anon. April 3, 2005