e-Tard

A person who gets killed in an online video game even though they were cheating.

Ninja: "OH MY GOD THAT KID WAS CHEATING WHAT E-TARD SCUM" Tim: "bro chill"

by doopypoopy69 July 2, 2019

e-tard

A person (particularly one at a rave) who takes extasy to the point of retardation (or so it seems).

"Havin fun at this rave?"
"I would be if it weren't for those e-tards constantly running into me!"

by squipple November 9, 2002

E-tard

The type of person who does not know they spent part of their paycheck on something that was mass produced and sold with a fancy name to get them to spend part of their paycheck on pills. Like a hippie, but dumber and more prone to drug addiction.

Observant Asshole-That E-tard asshole won't even be able to finish a syllable soon if he keeps on at the rate he's going.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2018

E-tard

A person who consumes large quantities of extasy on a regular basis and usually demonstrates a high level of stupidity from doing so.

Foreman-"5+5?....its 11 man...damn your an E-tard now eh"
Damien- "Oh seriously?....damn man i must be hit still."

by ETC_luv December 28, 2005

E-tard

A person who has done too much extasy either heroin based or coke based or any X and has fucked up their brains too much, usually found at raves or in sniffing VICKS VAPOR RUB!

Man your such an E-tard why are you sniffing vicks vapor rub

man what are you t t ttalkin about im not on ex!

by Noah gyles May 12, 2006

E-Tard

Some who has done too much ecstasy and goes to parties always on MDMA. Usually fascinated with bright colors.

That one kid with the bright plaid colored hat on over there. He talks way to slow he must be and E-Tard. Sheesh.

by next15onecominGUCCI August 11, 2009

e-tard

A person, usually over the age of 50, who doesn't know how to use the Internet.

My dad doesn't get e-mail. He's an e-tard.

by juxtaposer March 12, 2009