Similar to a Dirty Sanchez but more frank. This maneuver is performed as a post-coitus display of disrespect for a man's partner. The male subject subdues his partner and proceeds to smear his sweaty buttcrack over her nose and ride up and down her face with it. Optional: to make it more enjoyable for her, tickle her nostrils with your asshair/dingleberries.
"After Mark had forgotten to wipe his ass, Sydney received a crusty, stale brown smar."
"During a football game, Steve's pants were yanked loose. After the play, Steve vented his frustration by pulling a brown smar on the fallen defender."
"During a football game, Steve's pants were yanked loose. After the play, Steve vented his frustration by pulling a brown smar on the fallen defender."
by Steve Bright October 20, 2003
Get the Brown Smarmug. To brown boot somebody is to mark a person to be culled or to be singeled-out for dismissal. A pink slip.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the brown bootmug. When engaging in anal sex thrust balls deep when your partner is unsuspecting, and at that very same moment take out there arms. When they bash the ground say "you've been downtown browned", ejaculate then get ready to run like hell!
I heard last night Mr. Folland gave joe a huge downtown brown, i havent seen joe since!
I totally gave Shawn's mom a downtown brown last night, she was super pissed.
I totally gave Shawn's mom a downtown brown last night, she was super pissed.
by Saxon McCormick April 16, 2008
Get the Downtown Brownmug. An nfl football team that plays in Cleveland,Ohio and borders Lake Erie(the shit bowl of America). Also a team so bad the can go 10-6 and not even make the playoffs.
by Tyler Lindsey January 13, 2008
Get the cleveland brownsmug. Marnie told her coworkers:
“If he ain’t brown I’m not down!”
Shanelle is down with the brown; she thinks white dudes are gross and smell like bologna.
“If he ain’t brown I’m not down!”
Shanelle is down with the brown; she thinks white dudes are gross and smell like bologna.
by MarnieLee August 23, 2018
Get the down with the brownmug. person a: I can't believe Jenn thinks Toronto is the capital of Canada!
person b: I know! She is such a brown crayon
person b: I know! She is such a brown crayon
by miss_kitty_infiniti September 19, 2009
Get the brown crayonmug. 1) A hard piece of shit that is starting to emerge from between your cheeks before you get to the toilet.
2) A notoriously bad, self indulgent film by Vincent Gallo.
2) A notoriously bad, self indulgent film by Vincent Gallo.
Bob: (Bangs on stall door) "Hurry up! I've got a Brown Bunny here!"
Bill: "OK, OK" (Leaves stall)
Bob: "Thanks!" (Grabs cans of film and rushes in. Seconds later, a flushing sound is heard)
Bob: "Ahhh... That's much better." (Emerges with now empty film cans).
Bill: "OK, OK" (Leaves stall)
Bob: "Thanks!" (Grabs cans of film and rushes in. Seconds later, a flushing sound is heard)
Bob: "Ahhh... That's much better." (Emerges with now empty film cans).
by Al Benedict August 18, 2009
Get the Brown Bunnymug.