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Michael

A big ween with a tiny dick who’s always looking at anime titts.
Oh look a Michael.
by Ur mom19484994 March 14, 2022
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Michael

Michael is someone that the second you talk to him, you cannot get your mind to think about anything else. He makes you smile on your saddest days, he makes you laugh when you feel like crying. He is beyond perfect. When you are held in his arms nothing else matters in the whole world because that is the best feeling in the world. Every moment you spend with him feels like it is lasting forever but when the moment is gone, you miss him like crazy. When you are away from him he is still loyal and perfect. He has beautiful brown eyes that you can melt in and a smile like no other. A big nose but still perfect. He is everything you always wanted and the love of your life. He is good with kids, animals and especially at treating women. Very shy and awkward at first but is really adorable and weird after Uve know him for awhile. Mommy’s boy and husband material
Michael is such a great guy, your lucky to have him.
by Susan1923 November 10, 2021
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oh michael

A guy who is in his late 40’s and needs a bump of coke and viagra to get things going. He thens goes on a 30 bang fest in which the companion can’t control her emotions and screams his name.
All I hear is balls slapping ass and her yelling Oh Michael!
by Twosicfucks September 24, 2022
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Michael

The guy that should give his friend Anthony the math homework
Anthony: Hey Michael can I get the math homework
Michael: Yeaaaa bro
by Cheese sandwiches June 14, 2022
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TC MichaeL

A Bullshit excuse of a Human being. Only good for target Practice. Scum of the earth chatter. Who projects on to people who dislike him. He is a Pedophile and a pervert. Females Beware
"Wooooow, this chatter is worse than TC MichaeL."
by SnoopyPi February 4, 2024
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Michael

The sexy's man alive. All girls and boys love him.aqa1aA~
Michael is so cute
by Chris's best friend April 11, 2022
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Michael

Michael is a fuckhead.
by Yyyop November 22, 2021
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