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Reverse Russian Wackamole

Strap a woman to a ceiling fan and strip her naked. Next, climb onto a ladder that is high enough for your penis to enter the woman. Then turn the fan on and when her vagina comes your way, stick your dick in really fast and pull out before she does another rotation. Continue this until you've had your orgasm.
by NupidStigger6741 October 13, 2025
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A facial grooming style, when a person decides to go rogue and shave their eyebrows, only to "compensate" by keeping a sparse patch of facial hair near the chin, transforming their face into a masterpiece of misplaced facial hair art. The two patches of hair resemble eyebrows that have tragically migrated south—giving a whole new meaning to "moving the brows down."
Example:
"Yo, Cohenilius hit us with the reverse look today. Dude shaved his eyebrows clean off, but now he's rocking two little chin-brows. I can't tell if he’s a wizard or an avocado."
Tim showed up to the party looking like he tried to shave his face, but ended up with the reverse-two chin-brows that made him look like he was auditioning for a role in Pirates of the Caribbean.
by cohenilusun October 15, 2025
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Reverse Bathtub

When an elderly, orange-tinted man sits in the Oval Office with the mental clarity of lukewarm dishwater and somehow manages to drain the country while insisting he's "filling it up."

Usually involves shouting at furniture, confusing weather maps with coloring books, and claiming divine victory over common sense.
"Bro, the economy just did a reverse bathtub — all the money went down the drain, but somehow he says it's overflowing."
by AntiOompaLoompa October 15, 2025
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Reverse bathtub

When JD Vance gives the president Trump a massage from behind in a bathtub
Trump; That was such a great reverse bathtub You gave me last night. JD Vance: anytime boss.
by 619619619619619619 October 16, 2025
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Reverse Bathtub

Reverse Bathtub (noun)
1. A depraved aquatic maneuver where, instead of soaking in a tub of water, one brave soul becomes the bathtub. Usually involves the "tub" lying on their back in a kiddie pool while one or more participants "fill" them with a questionable blend of body fluids, bath bombs, regret, and occasionally a rubber duck. Not recommended by any licensed plumber or therapist.
"Last night got wild—Tina said she wanted a bubble bath, but Kevin showed up with a snorkel, lube, and a tarp. Full-on Reverse Bathtub situation."
by ChaoticNewTroll October 16, 2025
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Reverse bath tub

A "golden shower" in which "nature wins," and the provider of said shower accidentally defecates as well. Usually happens under emergency circumstances.
"I know a lot about reverse bath tubs."
by Covfefe16 October 17, 2025
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