Dee's law

If someone says a name of someone you don't know, or a place you don't recognise, they must be making deez nuts joke.

A: "Have you ever spoken to Dee?"
B: "You're not gonna get me with that one"
A: "What do you mean? Dee is my good friend from school, I'm not joking"
B: "You must be lying its Dee's law"

by DeesLaw August 15, 2021

out-law

The people who used to be in your family of marriage but are "no longer family," because you're divorced.

I'm taking my kids to spend time with my out-laws because I feel like they should be able to know their grandparents, aunties, uncles and cousins on that side of the family, regardless of how my ex feels about me.

by momforlife August 17, 2021

Soulstice's Law

There will always be a comparison or a vibe drawn to Fromsoftware's popular hit games Bloodborne, Dark Souls and Elden Ring to any game if one or more of the following conditions are met:

Tough & challenging
Stamina bar
Medieval or gothic setting
Roll / Sidestep
Interconnected world design
Asynchronous online features

Person 1: Bro that Soulstice game gives me Dark Souls vibes
Person 2: But it plays nothing like it. They only share a dark fantasy setting. Soulstice's Law.
Person 1: That last sentence sounds pretentious as shit!
Person 2: You're damn right it does, I just made it up.

by JudgementNutItNeverEnded August 26, 2021

Tuffoons law

All internet discussions about healthcare systems eventually lead to someone mentioning the US healthcare system.

But if we don’t have the NHS, the only alternative is the US healthcare system...

Tuffoons law has been evoked.

by Nhsisnumberone June 5, 2021

Donnelly's Law

Through self-selection critics of Bitcoin become dumber and less numerous the higher that the USD:BTC price goes. As the last remaining no-coiners, they clutch onto prior beliefs to rationalise away the new economic reality that they cannot comprehend and espouse it loudly to either prevent the inevitable, find company or appease prior fiat-Keynes overlords. Price and stupidity of this group appear to be correlated, while their population number is inversely correlated.

"What they really should do is back Bitcoin with USD!" Slow down egg head, you appear to be demonstrating Donnelly's Law.

by Igdrasa June 9, 2021

Law BROKER

A MACLONNBEVELI RAP GROUP SAME THING AS LONNIE JUNIOR MOBFIA AND BJ2K. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR. Homies that break the law fight and sell weed and club party.

I invented and made and created the law brokers. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥ 💙 ✨.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq June 12, 2021

Jaylen law

A term used to describe a member of the LGBTQA community. A person of color in the rainbow of gender.

“It’s ok to be a Jaylen law, it’s pride month so let your colors show”

by The simp king June 14, 2021