targeted watering

The art of peeing on the same patch of lawn each night, diligently making sure all surrounding neighbors can see.

"I'm just going to do some targeted watering of that new spring bush"

by Married2aScott September 18, 2020

Water Closet

A term of endearment in reference to the shower

I smell awful. I'm gonna go jump in the water closet

by TexFPX June 11, 2024

Darth Maul Water Hose

When you're sick and spewing from both ends.

Guy 1: "Aw man, last week I was so sick, I was on the toilet and I had to do a Darth Maul Water Hose."
Guy 2: "Gross, don't tell me about that."

by ArtOfMecha May 17, 2025

Water bottle

Enslaved moisture

I drank some enslaved moisture out of that water bottle

by Greatness 0wO April 15, 2021

bad water

A term for intoxicants consumed in drink form, typically alcohol and/or GHB.

If she has any more bad water and she is gonna regret it when the hangover hits in the morning.

by Nice501s October 15, 2023

water

liquid.

I shoved a cup of water up my friend's ass.

by ;;';';';;''';```.,.,. February 1, 2025

Reading water drinker

A person to drinks water and looks at books

When I grow up, I want to be a reading water drinker at home or at the library

by gr00vyspam September 7, 2022