hoose

term used for sound effects.

*while a character in a video game is getting punched* "hoose hoose hoose!"

hoose by Jonathan June 19, 2006

hold your horses 

Well you should. If you don't hold onto your horse while riding it, you'll fall off and end up like Christopher Reeves.

Long story short, hold your horses or else you'll end up like Christopher Reeves

hold your horses by Mister Ignorant April 1, 2004

Dead horsed 

Dead horsed: the act of performing sexual activity when your partner is passed out and unaware of such. ( not to be confused with rape)

Dude my wife was being such a bitch last night when she passed out I dead horsed the shit out of her!

Dead horsed by prmcgary April 12, 2016

Horseshit 

A term usually used by hicks or people experienced with the feces of the mamal known as the horse. It's meaning is the same as "bullshit" and used in disbelief of something.

Can we get our money back ?
Thats Horseshit ! Horseshit ! you show no respect for me or my golf course.

Horseshit by Dude November 13, 2002

Horsebite

when a adult grabs a youngsters balls with his teeth and makes horse noises

hey james come on over here and let me give you a horsebite

Horsebite by jwyman March 15, 2010

horseshit 

1. the wastes of a horse
2. a fake and gay lie

"wow dude, that thing mr.brown taught us today was complete horseshit"

horseshit by a lint licker March 15, 2010

Horsehole 

A person who has no understanding of anything and will do something totally illogical to make them look half 'cool'.

Person 1: Look at Jamie over there, he's trying to eat nachos with no hands!
Person 2: Jamie is such a damn 'Horsehole'!

Horsehole by Strapher June 27, 2017