Ass Wank

When you don't have a penis so you masturbate your anus

Friend 1: Man, I was so horny last night but I don't have a dick :(
Friend 2: You should try ass wanking, it's so good

by Superbankai April 26, 2016

ass napkin

A napkin made from paper towels or sheets of toilet paper placed between your ass cheeks over your butt hole to decrease the chances of getting shit in your underwear.

I took a crap at work and couldn't wipe my ass very good so I placed an ass napkin inside the back of my underwear over my butt until I could get home later and wipe and clean properly.

by paulmor909 September 5, 2016

ass sheets

Toilet paper.

I picked up some spare ass sheets the other day.

by CakeLegends July 21, 2016

oreo ass

When you fuck a black girl and cum in her ass making her two cheeks look like the oreo cookie and your cum is the filling.

M1: yo you fuck that black chick last night
M2: yeah I gave her that Oreo ass
M1: damn nigga you nasty

by All1ba5t3r January 27, 2018

boi ass

someone who is confusing as hell

He won’t let me know what he wants, he’s being such a boi ass right now.

by natty2644 January 29, 2018

Iguana ass

A person with a big round hot ass

"Hot damn she has such an iguana ass!"

by Staroidz February 9, 2018

victoria's ass

something that's nowhere to be found

Have you found Victoria's ass yet? Nobody had been able to find it

by wackboi January 26, 2017