When a man, after a rigorous regimen of scrotum stretching, takes his elongated scrotum and rolls it up and places it into the anus of a woman during coitus. Akin to a shocker, only performed by your genitals instead of your hand.
After I spent months of stretching out my ball sack daily with complete and utter dedication, I went down to the sigma chi sorority and sleeping bagged a few hussies.
by HoHo Merry Xmas! December 22, 2009
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Male: Ed Hardy (or Abercombie) t-shirt wearing, studed rhinestone pocket jeans, white sunglases at night clubs, unibrow, hair bushing out of their shirts, armpit smelling STD guy with bad breath who chases you around and thinks they are a stud!
Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian.
Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douch bag. Both Male and Female need to douch themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douch bags that will follow in thier douch bag steps.
Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian.
Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douch bag. Both Male and Female need to douch themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douch bags that will follow in thier douch bag steps.
One could say, "Hey Kardashian, stop Kardashianing yourself around.
However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douch bag, stop Douch'n yourself around."
Synonyms are: douche bag, kardashian bag, shit bag, turd sandwich, sack of shit, and my personal favorite half brain dead circus monkey
by petitions/no-more-kardashian on Nov 15, 2011
However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douch bag, stop Douch'n yourself around."
Synonyms are: douche bag, kardashian bag, shit bag, turd sandwich, sack of shit, and my personal favorite half brain dead circus monkey
by petitions/no-more-kardashian on Nov 15, 2011
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Get the dirt bag mug.Usually an old bag or ugly bag you pick up or sit next to on a jet or plane trip.
Refers to the bag you spew in on the plane.
Refers to the bag you spew in on the plane.
"Hi my name's Tish." "I guess we'll be sitting together for the next 20 hours?"
"Fuck'in great!" "Sitting next to a Jet Bag!"
"Well hello and fuck you to pig!"
"Yeh!" "Yeh!" "I'll fuck you later bitch!" "Just give me a minute."
"Fuck'in great!" "Sitting next to a Jet Bag!"
"Well hello and fuck you to pig!"
"Yeh!" "Yeh!" "I'll fuck you later bitch!" "Just give me a minute."
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Get the Jet Bag mug.A person who is a complete ass to everyone because no one likes that person. And no one likes that douche bag becuase he is a complete ass to them all the time. He also might be gay.
God, Karl Helmuth is such a fucking douche bag. Some one such stab him in the face and/or neck, twice. No, no, three times.
by Funky Steve July 27, 2004
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