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eating jizz

When you eat something you think is one thing, but it turns out to be something else. Like trying to eat frosting but it turns out to be Crisco.
I ate jizz when I was 8. I felt so embarrased. I'm going to make sure I'm not eating jizz again.
by Wifflum January 2, 2022
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had to eat nutella

Actually means had to jerk off to little kids
by sunline January 5, 2022
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eating the cotton

And after an individual takes a long strong inserts into a tampon that is inside a menstruating vagina and then sucks vigorously until the tampon is clear of all menstrual fluids
Can you believe that John is in there eating the cotton again
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Eating Club

An organization for a group of foodies that get together multiple times a month to try new things, have unique dining experiences, meets new people, and support the local economy.
Syracuse, NY is the only city in the USA with an Eating Club
by theeatingclub.co January 12, 2022
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Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.
Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.
by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022
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Niggas gotta eat

Comparing a sexual urge to the importance of eating to stay alive.
“bro I tapped old mate on Tuesday, I shouldn’t have but ‘niggas gotta eat’
by Pablo1221 January 20, 2022
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eating

eating is a very nice word.Eating is good for your health and is tasty.If you eat something healthy like an apple, it will ne good for you.Always eat because it is nice.But kids, dont try this at home.It will might infect the children that are 0-2 years old.Make sure you eat or else you might die.I have a friend named logan that likes eating so much he is as fat as a beach ball.My brother called Luke loves eating and fatter than logan.
I am eating a juicey round and fat apple. I like eating my fingers and my friends toes.
by A ramdom peraon May 15, 2022
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