A shameful shampoo that is not even shampoo, it is just some poop that people think it is real shampoo.
Wife: Did you get my shampoo?
Husband: Yes I did
Wife: okay i will wash my hair now
*5 minutes later*
Husband: Are you done?
Wife: WTF!! WHAT DID YOU EVEN BUY?? MY HAIR IS SMELLING LIKE S#1T!!
Husband: Oh no! I-I think I a-a-accidentally bought S-Sh-Shame-Poo instead of shampoo. 😬
Wife: YOU B**CH!!!!!!!!🤬🤬😡😡
Husband: Yes I did
Wife: okay i will wash my hair now
*5 minutes later*
Husband: Are you done?
Wife: WTF!! WHAT DID YOU EVEN BUY?? MY HAIR IS SMELLING LIKE S#1T!!
Husband: Oh no! I-I think I a-a-accidentally bought S-Sh-Shame-Poo instead of shampoo. 😬
Wife: YOU B**CH!!!!!!!!🤬🤬😡😡
by Princess Karen September 13, 2021
Get the Shame-Poomug. When all your mates think you have worms, but it’s just a buildup of all the fingernails you’ve been chewing.
by Dutchy247 January 31, 2020
Get the Orange Poomug. When a poo's Velocity is so great, it falls into the toilet and slips around the piping of the toilet and disappears. After finishing, and before flushing the toilet you realize the poo has vanished et voila! It's done a poo-dini!
Rob "hey man how was your poo?"
Steve "I dunno man, By the time I looked, it was gone, it did a poo-dini on me!"
Rob "Spewin'!, bet it was a good one..."
Steve "I dunno man, By the time I looked, it was gone, it did a poo-dini on me!"
Rob "Spewin'!, bet it was a good one..."
by Where did my poo go October 24, 2011
Get the Poo-dinimug. by Ninconpoop123 May 7, 2019
Get the Poomug. A person who chooses their best poo (usually firm) and scoops it out of the toilet. they will then raise it like a child. Poo moms also have a tendency to fawn over their children/poo and like to show it off.
Poo mom: AWEEE COOCHIE COOCHIE COO! YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD LITTLE POO, MY LITTLE LOG! YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE!!
Y/n: God your such a poo mom!
Y/n: God your such a poo mom!
by Shreksmoonlight05 April 2, 2021
Get the poo mommug. Similar to Oh man. The term Poo poo kachoo is used to express frustration about something. I wish we didn't have to clean up the whole house, Poo poo kachoo.
Oh man -interjection. Used to express anger or displeasure about something that happened. Oh man, I wish we didn't have to clean up the whole house. Wiktionary. Used to express excitement or enthusiasm.
Oh man -interjection. Used to express anger or displeasure about something that happened. Oh man, I wish we didn't have to clean up the whole house. Wiktionary. Used to express excitement or enthusiasm.
by ZertaT November 30, 2024
Get the Poo Poo Kachoomug. An act only babies can not perform. It is the first step into becoming an independent person in today's society.
person 1: hey dude, do you poo pant?
person 2: what?
person 1: bro you're probably like 3 *poo pant*
person 2: what?
person 1: bro you're probably like 3 *poo pant*
by poo_panter73 July 26, 2021
Get the Poo Pantmug.