Park drinker

A guy (occasionally a woman) who regularly drinks alcohol in public parks. Often seen in small groups sitting on a park bench, holding a 40 wrapped in a paper bag. May or may not be homeless.

I was jogging at the park today when I saw a bunch of park drinkers get in a fight.

by Roth Vantage March 13, 2016

I’m parked

When your super tired mentally or physically but your still down to do something

yo bro you down to hit the rager tonight?

Yeah ig, i’m parked, but yeah fs

by Yoyoyoy1 March 17, 2024

Parked

1) When a day or something is boring

1: "how's your day going?" "It's going ok, parked tbh"
2: "how's that movie you saw?" "Absolutely parked, 4/10 would not recommend"

by Juiceeeboxxxx March 24, 2024

Park

An occurrence or happening that is decent, or alright.

Jacob: Ay bro what’d you get on the final?
David: Man I got a 78.
Jacob: That’s park bro you’ll still pass.

by Jfjdbfbfj October 17, 2021

Trailer Park Hair

Hair style that is so unappealing, that it just kills whatever sexual or romantic vibe your have with a woman

"When Sally walked out of her mom's camper, she could of been bangable. Until I saw that she had trailer park hair

by Bond_006.5 January 18, 2015

Parallel park a doughnut

To have sex with a woman while using a doughnut as a cock ring

Hey babe, I just stopped a Krispy Kreme wanna Parallel park a doughnut

by Shrimpocalypse July 20, 2025

Melrose Park

In truth, it's neither a park nor a real suburb as it's really just 3 or 4 streets in Ermington and West Ryde. However, its residents wanted higher land values by having a different postcode and not being branded Ermington.

Not to be confused with the beautiful people in Melrose Place, a popular 90s American TV series.

Friend: Where do you live?
Me: Melrose Park.
Friend: Where's that?

by Melrose Park May 22, 2018