A unit of measurement used by the US Army, meaning more than the average amount that is bigger than a metric-ton, but smaller than two metric-tons.
by Commo God March 8, 2011
Get the Shit-ton mug.The annoying situation of trying to shit in a public lavatory which suddenly becomes busy with people. Effort is made to shit as quietly as possible but failure to do so leads to a loud embarassing splash which is clearly heard by all. So named after the "Doppler effect", whereby a moving object emanating sound, changes pitch as it's distance to the subject listening increases/decreases.
(1) Man(upon rejoining his wife): Honey, I'm so embarassed - do you think they're all looking at me 'cos they know it was me that Doppler shitted?
(2) Hey, I think that's the guy that laid that Doppler shit we heard earlier. Noisy fucker couldn't control it - shoulda put down some paper first.
(2) Hey, I think that's the guy that laid that Doppler shit we heard earlier. Noisy fucker couldn't control it - shoulda put down some paper first.
by sixxon December 30, 2008
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A painful turd blockade within the large intestine often causing constipation, cramps and gas. Has the distinctive feel of a lump forcing it's way through your bowels slowly and distending your colon along the way. When it finally comes time to birth this turd comet, the resulting shit storm will feel like an inside out ass raping.
Oh shit bro, got a major shit cyst forming from eating that cheese steak, time to go get some laxatives.
Quitting smoking sucks I haven't shat all week, quick punch me in the gut to try get this shit cyst moving.
Man after punching out that last shit cyst, I think I might try eating some fruit for a change.
Quitting smoking sucks I haven't shat all week, quick punch me in the gut to try get this shit cyst moving.
Man after punching out that last shit cyst, I think I might try eating some fruit for a change.
by fbtmf July 31, 2009
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Get the shit ticket mug.so fucking drunk that your toes look like shrooms and your head feels like its spinning in a million different directoins(often causes dizzyness, iregular behavior, and regular urges to remove clothing)
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As I always say : Don't talk more shit than you can eat
As I always say : Don't talk more shit than you can eat
by Richard T. Meddy January 13, 2008
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