Roast my meat

The act of slowly roasting one's meat to acquire a tender, soft, and moist substance.

Something your sugar daddy (especially a sexy one named Obehi) might do when they cook you the best 8 hour ribs this world has ever seen.

Brad: Yo chad can you roast my meat
Chad: Bro thats kinda gay (derogatory)
Brad: 😏

by leggomyfaggo December 24, 2021

Ouroboros Meat-Train

Having enough people to loop an all-male conga-line with everyone penetrating the arse of the person ahead of them.

The gay orgy had enough people to create an Ouroboros Meat-Train, nobody was left out.

by Soutemumb March 22, 2022

cut meat pole

Where the helmet of a male appendage has been removed.

Skank: hey can I ride your cut meat pole for $30 phone credit??

by Kikia76 January 9, 2021

Mississippi meat musket

When hunting deer or wild hog. One humps the dead animal to near climax then stops and returns home to finish in the first relative they come in contact with.

Man I gave sis the ol Mississippi meat musket and uncle daddy hasn't let off it since.

by Nkratzer06 February 8, 2021

Gaping Meat Dragon

The act of facing down, gripping your asshole open while a minimum of 3 men compete to masturbate and fire their load into your gaping hole. The one who wins is the Gaping Meat Dragon.

"Yo, how did the orgy go?"

"Pretty good. I got to be the Gaping Meat Dragon."

"Bro, nice!"

by Stognathebalogna April 13, 2021

Handheld Meat Salad

A #Hoagie or #Submarine Sandwich minus the delicious bread and Rolled in Tasteless Lettuce. Not a sandwich at all.

A #Salad that almost stays together disguising itself as a Sandwich.

A #Lettuce Wrap

Customer: "Hi college dropout... can I get the Number 1 as a Lettuce Wrap?" Sandwich Artist: "Oh you mean the Handheld Meat Salad."

I see you ruined your Sub by ordering it as a Handheld Meat Salad.

by DSeanK May 13, 2021

Jake meat rider

Is a term used for annoying Jake Paul fans. These fans will agree with anything that Jake does and are extremely biased. You will find most Jake Meat Riders on the social media platform, Twitter.

Wayne: I love Jake, haha he owns your daddy KSI. I also want to digest every part of Jake’s farts.

Wade: omg omg omg my daddy jake is the best and lets me meat ride all day. I love to smell his farts

TheFan: stop meat riding you clowns!! Have some shame you delusional jake meat rider clowns!!!!

by TheFan76 June 27, 2023