A #Hoagie or #Submarine Sandwich minus the delicious bread and Rolled in Tasteless Lettuce. Not a sandwich at all.
A #Salad that almost stays together disguising itself as a Sandwich.
A #Lettuce Wrap
A #Salad that almost stays together disguising itself as a Sandwich.
A #Lettuce Wrap
Customer: "Hi college dropout... can I get the Number 1 as a Lettuce Wrap?" Sandwich Artist: "Oh you mean the Handheld Meat Salad."
I see you ruined your Sub by ordering it as a Handheld Meat Salad.
I see you ruined your Sub by ordering it as a Handheld Meat Salad.
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Vittorio didn't have time to put on make this morning so Mike gave him a good ole fashion Florida Meat Clown.
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Can't be clear on if they are a meat eater or they are a vegan.
Can't be clear on if they are a meat eater or they are a vegan.
Waiter "Do you have any dietary requirements?"
Person - "Oh, I'm a meat loving vegan".
Waiter - "So, that's a no then?
Person - "Oh, I'm a meat loving vegan".
Waiter - "So, that's a no then?
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Person 1: Hey man wanna go to the movies?
Person 2: Can't sorry I had a clogged meat musket yesterday now I don't wanna move.
Person 2: Can't sorry I had a clogged meat musket yesterday now I don't wanna move.
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