Mom-o-sexual

When you are interested or in love with other people's mom.

I think Fred is a mom-o-sexual because he flirts with everyone's mother.

by TheDoctor010 March 26, 2010

Your mom's hairdresser

Used when in a your mom fights.
It's a grade higher than "your mom"

Joey: What's the name of that song?
Sally: Never gonna giv-
Mickey: It's called, your mom!
Joey: Well, your mom's hairdresser!
Mickey: :O
Sally: *Head-desk*

by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010

gold star mom

A mother who became pregnant on her very first time having sex. Marital, obviously.

Gold Star Moms are very responsible guardians of their vaginas, and birth the healthiest babies. They are the antithesis of slutty single moms.

The cackling hens at the PTA meeting had no choice but to shutup and respect the authority of the Gold Star Mom.

by TheGoyWonder August 5, 2016

Your mom gay

Your mom gay end lives

Person: you suck at life
Person 2: oh yea
Person: yea
Person 2: well, YOUR MOM GAY
Person: dies*

by Your mom gay no you April 3, 2019

The Daylens Mom 2

same as thye last but lots of oral plus free bars of swowce

piss bitch fuck nigga my dick so hard oh my piss so hard oh wait what piss is hard? shut up nigga im cool - andrew tymchuk the daylens mom 2

by swowce September 17, 2019

ur mom gay

when you're trying to diss someone by using ur mom gay. Also when the conversation is going nowhere so you say your mom gay.

me: ur mom gay

FBI: no u

by imgayerthanu May 31, 2018

FT Dad/Mom

FaceTime Dad or Mom is someone who isn’t a full time, part time, or seasonal parent. They only FaceTime their child whenever it’s best convenient to the parent.

“Damn! He really a ft dad.” Ft Dad/Mom
“I wish she wasn’t such a ft mom.” Ft Dad/Mom

by MiddleChildJokes October 13, 2020