Eating the ostrich

A gay man blowing a straight guy who insists he's not gay.

Alan and Iwent out with Paul and his wife last night, when I walked into the bathroom later there was Paul, and Alan was eating the ostrich.

by Ostrich08 September 03, 2022

International Eat Tears Day

On January 7, this is the day where you are sobbing and celebrating eating your tears! This can also be celebrated to support people who eat their own tears while crying!

Person 1: Happy International Eat Tears day! Hope ya feel better eating your tears.
Person 2: Thanks! *continues crying while eating tears*

by what is a dinosaur again?? January 07, 2024

eat, the revolution

A scary game where you eat

person 1: Hey! im gonna play Eat, the revolution
person 2: HELL NO
person 1: why?
person 2: UNCLE HUNGER FROM THAT GAME WILL KILL YOU!!!

by Acidd September 15, 2022

last place at a turd eating contest

Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.

Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.

by Goat Milking Contest Winner. June 08, 2012

National Eat Your Midterm Day

On October 12 any student gets to eat their midterm and if they eat the whole thing there are no repercussions to their grade.

Professor, you didn't know? It's national Eat Your Midterm Day!

by flowers<3 October 12, 2023

Penguin eat maracas doomsday assualt sad

Best sentance ever

Nethamer said "Penguin eat maracas doomsday assualt sad"

by Nethamer October 05, 2020

Eating ducks

Slang word for calling some one a cunt

joe: “Do you eat ducks”
slim: “No Joe mama”

eating ducks

by Bananalover200 August 06, 2022