gamer's eyeball

A common affliction among gamers where playing video games for several hours straight results in aching eyes that feel as if they are going to explode or pop out. This feeling can last for hours or maybe even the whole day.

1.
Gamer: My gamer's eyeball is killing me, who's that on the map, n00braep?
Other Gamer: Maybe we should take a break it's three in the morning.
Gamer: Sure, but after this next checkpoint.

2.
Gamer: Man I've got a bad case of gamer's eyeball; I can't see anything, and it hurts when I roll my eyes.
Mom: Maybe that's God telling you to do your homework.
Gamer: Get back in the kitchen.

gamer's eyeball by modsirius July 6, 2009

cookie monster eyes

a person who has eyes that look around the store

the old man who works at a hot dog stand has cookie monster eyes

cookie monster eyes by ant-tony July 31, 2009

Shut Your Eye 

Substitute of Shut the fuck up your so fucking annoying! Used for when they are so annoying and they keep talking to you even if you dont want to talk.

Yeah, so I broke up with my boy coz hes too cute and bla bla bla....!

Shut your eye Pamela!!!

Shut Your Eye by lovelycupcake October 12, 2011

Put those eyes on the other side 

The equivalent of "Turn that frown upside-down," but on the internet.

CandyGurll776: I h8 my life, ugggghhhh :(
Broski23: Heey, put those eyes on the other side (:

Put those eyes on the other side by Broski23 October 21, 2011

Lucy's eyebrows 

Lucy Hale, star of ABC Family hit series Pretty Little Liars, has many amazing features. But one of them really sets other's apart. Her eyebrows. They are bigger than normal but because she is Lucy Hale, they look perfect. Her eyebrows can really capture your attention because they are so big. And every time you see her, she has them well filled out. Sometimes she says she doesn't like her eyebrows but she has come to love it because everyone else does. They are one of her best features, for sure.

Lucy's eyebrows are placed above her eyes. They are bushier than normal but look absolutely stunning.

Lucy's eyebrows by Pll_4_lifee August 20, 2013

old brown eye 

A rectum. Especially a poorly wiped one.

She has beautiful brown eyes.. and a great old brown eye.

old brown eye by MYG November 23, 2013

polishing the one-eyed bishop 

Male masturbation

Freddy was late for Junior High, again, he must have been polishing the one-eyed bishop.

polishing the one-eyed bishop by CelVal December 1, 2013