Wet-grape

When you grab your friend's balls so rough they squelch

I wet-grape Nick so hard he shit his pants

by kbgbug January 2, 2023

wet blanket

Mortie

Mortie is a wet blanket

by Cumgis Khan January 7, 2023

Wet Paint Sign

A sign placed near to wet paint to tell people that they must touch the wet paint just to make sure it isn't dry.

Sensible Person: "Oh look, a wet paint sign"
Everyone else: "I'll test to see if it's still wet" *touches the paint and gets it on finger*

by Beerafarm1 November 20, 2018

Wet clayed

When someone smokes an extensive amount of cannabis and yaks. They’re face becomes gray, wet, and they are frozen, resembling wet clay.

After a dank rip of the bong, chen wet clayed.

by Ripinthechat December 1, 2018

Wet chicken

The look of shock and confusion that someone when they a ridiculous statement.

When she heard the question she was very surprised. Looked like someone slapped her with a wet chicken.

by Gray Ass Crack December 4, 2018

Wet spooning

When you’re spooning with a girl and fall asleep, only to wake up and find out you had a wet dream while spooning her.

Dude last night I accidentally caught myself wet spooning with Sarah, good thing she didn’t wake up and find out! It would’ve been embarrassing!

by Jdawg14 December 7, 2018

hot wet and stanky

a vagina with a yeast infection

my hot wet and stanky won't quit stankin

by poopballs5000 December 9, 2018