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The thing I'm called to do 

I'll give you 1 million guesses and I guarantee it's the you'd ever want me to do.
Hym "Your self-help bullshit is cancer and if you all killed yourselves today you would be doing everyone you siphoned wealth from would be better off. And true hell is having your kid murdered by a guy everyone around you provoked into killing your kid. Having to look your neighbors in the face for the rest of your life knowing full-well that they could have done otherwise. What do you think the thing I'm called to do would be in this situation? I'll give you 1 million guesses. You only need 1 but you would take all of them before getting it right."
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Should This Be Added To The Urban Dictionary? 

Should This Be Added To The Urban Dictionary?
Should This Be Added To The Urban Dictionary?

the when is the on the front to find is? 

A speech to send confusion to others
Jhon: the when is the on the front to find is?
Alex:What?

Spinning Rhymes Closer To The Ladder As I Come Closer (Snakes And Ladder); The First Juvenile Release 《¿?》 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 1: Are youa homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Spinning Rhymes Closer To The Ladder As I Come Closer (Snakes And Ladder); The First Juvenile Release 《¿?》

Put that straw to the floor 

When ur sober mate refuses to finish his drink you must use this phrase to ensure he gets on your level.
Sexton you cunt ‘put that straw to the floor’
(Sexton) Proceeds to finish drink

I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door 

I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door
I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door

The brain is connected to the heart 

Any mental damage can affect a person physically
Any mental damage can affect a person physically
You know that person who jumped off a building because she got insulted? Yeah, the brain is connected to the heart anyway.