11 O'Clock Rule

You are not allowed to get drunk before eleven

You have to take me home

But what am i going to do if i am not drunk before eleven

So you have to get drunk before 11

Yeah its the 11 o'clock rule

by burnt cracker March 17, 2010

85% Rule

Applies to sports bars that are always right near capacity, but you could always find a seat.

These unicorn bars are the best of both worlds for fans: A great atmosphere AND people know they could still get in without reservations.

Melissa: Where we watching the game tonight, Fam?

Jeff: Ugh, I totally forgot to make a reso, I have been busy all week.

Melissa: Ok, tip-off is in one hour, let's go to 99 Wings, they are an 85% Rule place.

Jeff: So good, and they have the best cajun rub wings.

by Mike109999 August 06, 2022

Rule 181

no rules on urban dictionary work on anybody with Alex in their name.

You have no power i invoke rule 181

by Trashcan 6 August 23, 2022

Rule 181

It makes rule 171 do nothing and can never be countered by anything else

I invoke rule 181.

by Trashcan 6 May 05, 2022

Bus Drivers' Rules

When somebody enforces rules that nobody has heard of until now.

In the winte of '62, I moved from the corner of Lake and 30th streets to get in out of the -31 degree cold. I came out of the laundromat that provided a modicum of relief from the wind and cold to catch the Minneapolis City Bus. The driver stopped but said I couldn't use my transfer, because I wasn't being picked up at the CORNER OF 30TH AND LAKE STREET. I paid the fair with a grumble, saying "This sounds like Bus Drivers' rules, 'You Make Them Up As You Drive Along.'" There was some murmuring of agreement from the other passengers. He didn't throw me out into the Minus 31 degree night.

by Past Pedestrian September 07, 2009

3ft rule

When playing golf, if a player’s ball is within 3 feet of the hole and another player’s ball makes contact, then the player whose ball was within 3ft gets an automatic par for the hole.

Matt was facing a triple bogey on hole twelve so he invoked the “3ft rule”.

by Nate doggy88 November 10, 2023

Blue Rule

If it exists, then Twitter will complain about it.

Hey man don’t tweet about food, remember the Blue Rule.

by Yes Yesington July 24, 2021