cold potato

seeing who can keep the coldest potato in your refrigerator in their hands for the longest time possible

cold potato is very fun!

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

Small potatoes

A small detail that one would bring up in an underhanded and anal way. In an effort to undermine and impeach one’s preparedness.

Jacob asking me what a vitreous humor was in our mock trial was straight small potatoes. Total ass move tbh.

by Not Ty Drayton May 8, 2025

Small potatoes

A small detail brought up in an underhanded and anal way, in an effort to undermine one’s preparedness

Jacob asking me what a vitreous humor was in our mock trial was straight small potatoes.
Total ass move tbh

by Not Ty Drayton May 8, 2025

Mashed potato neck

Referring to a thick double or triple stacked neck. Usually worn by a skinny person with a layered neck. Often light-skin folk.

“Damn that girl got a mashed potato neck.”
“Mashed potato neck ass hoe.”

by Therealdefiner May 18, 2025

Growing potatoes in the backyard

When you have genital warts growing in or around your asshole

Hey I heard Alec starting growing potatoes in the backyard after he got caught soliciting male prostitutes

by A.W. Williams (Anal Warts) May 30, 2025

Mach Potato

The polar opposite of Mach Fuck, which is fast as fuck, Mach Potato is a speed that is slow as shit.

Pedal to the metal, balls to the wall, the T-28 Doom Turtle's coming at you at the speed of Mach Potato, maxing out at like 8 miles per hour.

by CorgisDie June 3, 2025

spud potato

Nate cook.

Nate cook is spud potato. spudiseous

by nate cook July 30, 2025