Mud pie

When you give your girlfriend laxatives and then anal her.

Erick: yo i bough some laxatives today and was thinking about trying a mud pie

Josh: thats sick bro just make sure she gives you head afterwards
Erick: thats genius bro

by Skirka October 31, 2021

Lamprey pie

Something gross involving dicks, esp limp ones

I accidentally walked into the bros locker room and saw so much lamprey pie

by Katie Bitch$ December 12, 2013

Oatmeal Cream Pie

The act of oiling your partners ass with a slightly melted stick of butter, putting oatmeal flakes on the buttered ass, and then analy cream pieing your partner.

Bro i tried the Oatmeal Cream Pie on Bekah last night. Lets just say you need to try it yourself.

by voizdy August 10, 2022

Pussy Pot Pie

When you're eating a girl out and throw upin the pussy, but continue to eat her out.

Girl1: "Some douchebag pussy pot pied me last night"

Girl2: "Ew wtf"

by DICKBALS March 28, 2024

Cheese pie

A cream pie but with cheese

Jack: Becky wanna have anal?
Becky: sure
Jack: okay bend over

Jack shoved his nasty yellow cock inside Becky’s tight ass soon dick cheese got all over covered in shit.
Becky begged him to stop but he wouldn’t

Soon jack had a malfunction in his balls and shot cheese.

Becky screamed and said a cheese pie ew!!

Then Becky dumped his ass

by Boner boy June 28, 2020

Pie in the fridge

Slang for a woman having an egg on hold for invitro fertilization

If she’s got a pie in the fridge then you know she’s open for business

by Titan551 July 10, 2018

Banana Moon Pie

When you’re doing anal & leave the load inside the condom but also leave the condom inside the anus

“Hey, how things go the other night with _____ ?”
“Great, I took her back to my place for dessert & let her enjoy a banana moon pie”

by Llamathrust baby October 19, 2022