One is a cheating bastard the other is a ugly red headed freaked face fagot, but both are douche bags.
by Friendly flirting August 10, 2018
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Needed to clean my bloody lady pipes so I lied to Matt so he would fuck me, I got that tricky dick douche.
by AppleAss69 March 13, 2023
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Thus being a douche ranger.
Thus being a douche ranger.
by Rello84 January 16, 2017
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Charles: "Yes, I hear you, I think he may be a supreme douche pizza."
Charles: "Yes, I hear you, I think he may be a supreme douche pizza."
by iagothello March 11, 2011
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Get the douche mug.What a wife calls her husband immediately following a phone call during which at least 2 crude dad jokes involving gender stereotypes were used
Yeah that was my husband, the inane douche, who described me as the dishwater and implied my mouth should not be used for talking so much.
by Alpha twelve November 13, 2022
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