Douche Tard

n. Boss of a company who requires employees to do the dumbest of tasks. Looks for jobs like taking rocks out of a ditch and then putting them back in. Thinks he has things all figured out, but really it's the workers who make sure all the jobs get done right. Contains the word "douche" because a Douche Tard wants people to think he's an asshole, but really that's all just for show. When no one's paying attention, you'll find Douche Tards cooing over baby fawn and such.

Jon: "Hey Benny, what job are we working on today?"
Benny: "We're filling that hole back in that you dug out yesterday."
Jon: "Whatever Douche Tard."

by hammerneck August 26, 2013

douche twinkie

Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.

I really can't stand John. He is a real douche Twinkie.

by thedopefairy November 24, 2014

soul douche

a complete douching of a black soul

"dude!! you're so nasty from within, you need a soul douche!!"
soul douche exorcise

by EG67 October 30, 2012

Douche l'Orange

A derigatory nickname for Donald Trump.

In a tweet yesterday, Douche l'Orange chastised yet another person who said something negative about him.

by Typo_Knig February 11, 2017

Douche of Bros

A Douch of Bros is the collective noun for a group of Bros. The Bros association with douchery as a result of an aggregate of bloated egos probably led to the term “Douche”.

A douche of bros was spotted at the local pizza parlor after the Phish concert.

by Pixylicious February 1, 2024

Douche de Fecale

A popular European custom related to a courtesy plume but given to oneself even when your shit doesn't smell that bad. Also frequently performed when a bidet is unavailable. Applying 'eau de toilette' to the derrière using the refreshing phenomenon of toilet plume.

After using the toilette at Pierre's, Marie gave herself a douche de fecale seeing that Pierre had no bidet.

by SmellyJam November 28, 2021

Douche Canoe

Douche canoe describes the personality of draco malfoy from the harry potter series. Douche canoe is basically an obnoxious and weird person.

Hey! Can you not be a douche canoe?

by SonaIsGold June 6, 2021